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LHHATL, S02E09: Ratings Results

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Approximately 3.20 million viewers live, with a rating of 1.8.  It was the highest rated cable program for Monday Night.

Episode 1 -  2.94 million
Episode 2 -  2.86 million
Episode 3 -  3.06 million
Episode 4 -  3.06 million
Episode 5 -  2.85 million
Episode 6 -  2.46 million
Episode 7 -  2.81 million
Episode 8 -  2.96 million
Episode 9 -  3,20 million

#LHHATL,S02E09:  How lame do you have to be to make Stevie J look good?  Because, Nikko… that’s exactly what you did.  You look like the Court Jester, while Stevie J looks like Prince Harming.   -Redork, WCTV

LHHATL, S02E09: Really, Kirk?

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Did you really think you were going to persuade Rasheeda’s own mother to take your side.  Frost, you looked a fool.  You ruined your brand, and we feel bad for your kid, because they will grow up, and see what you said about aborting their life.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Never realized how much these two have in common.  But Mona-Scott, please.  Joseline arrived… just as K.Michelle was leaving?  OK.  We know it’s staged.  But scenes like this just insult our intelligence.  Ain’t nobody that stupid.   SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

BeautifullyOnyx Said:  I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking she was nuts for not assuming there was a 2nd phone… or that at least dirt had been deleted.


From WatchColorTV:  No, you are not, BeautifullyOnyx.  And you know a Message Reply sends us an email alert, and we usually respond (unlike reblogs).  Anyhoo.  I was riding with a friend of mine, and his 2nd phone started ringing.  I was like, “What the hell is that?”  Then, like 3 months later, it happened again with a different person.  SMDH.  But we all know Kirk wants out of his marriage.  Because if you go on TV…  you could look like a Scrubbing Bubble… it don’t matter.  Somebody is gonna want you.  —SistaMaryFab, WCTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Karlie, you dissed yourselfThrowing drinks.  Then, hugging it out.  Later, Karlie slapped K.Michelle on her azz.  SMDH.  Karlie Redd, from a marketing standpoint, you stupid.  You shoulda fought K.Michelle.  Even if you weren’t really mad at her.  Fight her anyway!  Go to jail.  Get your mugshot on TMZ.  And let Bossip.com make up some lies about the whole altercation.Why?  Girl, you gotta Diss record to sell.  And fightin K.Michelle on TV.  Mugshots on TMZ.  In 2013, that gets you more downloads at iTunes, plus it’s free publicity.  Besides, it’s not like the people who watch LHHATL would think any less of you for brawlin at the club.  In fact, we expect it.But to hug it out…  On one of the highest rated cable TV shows…  SMDH.  Karlie, that completely deflated the sales of your Diss record.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Karlie, you dissed yourself

Throwing drinks.  Then, hugging it out.  Later, Karlie slapped K.Michelle on her azz.  SMDH.  Karlie Redd, from a marketing standpoint, you stupid.  You shoulda fought K.Michelle.  Even if you weren’t really mad at her.  Fight her anyway!  Go to jail.  Get your mugshot on TMZ.  And let Bossip.com make up some lies about the whole altercation.

Why?  Girl, you gotta Diss record to sell.  And fightin K.Michelle on TV.  Mugshots on TMZ.  In 2013, that gets you more downloads at iTunes, plus it’s free publicity.  Besides, it’s not like the people who watch LHHATL would think any less of you for brawlin at the club.  In fact, we expect it.

But to hug it out…  On one of the highest rated cable TV shows…  SMDH.  Karlie, that completely deflated the sales of your Diss record.   SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Benzino gets the Grown Folks Award for giving Karlie a hug, despite her causing conflict between him and Steebie, and not taking shine away from K.Michelle.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Benzino gets the Grown Folks Award for giving Karlie a hug, despite her causing conflict between him and Steebie, and not taking shine away from K.Michelle.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Karlie Redd is cool with K.Michelle?  And Karlie broke up with Benzino too?  It’s official.  Karlie, you have no reason to be on this show.  You have no storyline, what so ever.  Because your entire existence was beefing with K.Michelle, or sleeping with Benzino.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  Karlie Redd is cool with K.Michelle?  And Karlie broke up with Benzino too?  It’s official.  Karlie, you have no reason to be on this show.  You have no storyline, what so ever.  Because your entire existence was beefing with K.Michelle, or sleeping with Benzino.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  At this point we have to believe that Stevie J is showin these women a side of himself that we never see.  He must be.  Because there’s nothing we’ve seen on this TV show that would make any rational woman stick with this fool for 15 years.  And then, Joseline fell in love too.  W-T-F and the question mark.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

#LHHATL, S02E09:  At this point we have to believe that Stevie J is showin these women a side of himself that we never see.  He must be.  Because there’s nothing we’ve seen on this TV show that would make any rational woman stick with this fool for 15 years.  And then, Joseline fell in love too.  W-T-F and the question mark.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

LHHATL, S02E09: The Tattoo Comment

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When Steebie asked what inspired the tattoo upgrade, Mimi said, “I didn’t wanna have to look down at my arm and think about you every f**kin day.”

Really, Mimi?  What do you think about when you see your daughter every day?   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

LHHATL, S02E09: Benzino, was it Mimi?

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Benzino said, “This is what I want…

1.  A woman that works

2.  Has her own money

3.  Her own business

4.  That’s beautiful

5.  That has a little bit of classiness

6.  But still knows how to get a little bit street

7.  That’s definitely a super-freak

Doesn’t that sound like Mimi Faust?  Tellin you, Steebie, when you look at Benzino, you’re looking at your future.  A fifty-year-old man.  Lonely.  Looking for something you already had, but was to too stupid to hold on to it.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

LHHATL, S02E09: Phone #1, Phone #2

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Rasheeda, after you looked through Kirk’s phone and found nothing suspicious, then you should have started looking for that 2nd phone.

Trust.  If he’s cheating, and he probably is…  and phone #1 was clear…  then, Kirk has a whole different phone that you know nothing about.  It happens.  We know guys with 2 different phones, for 2 different relationships.  And they usually keep them inside their cars, underneath the driver’s side seats.

Furthermore, you have the right to know where your husband is hanging out til all hours of the morning.  Ask questions.  Have him followed.  Girl, do whatchu gotta do.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

LHHATL, S02E09: Mimi, play it cool


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Mimi, you was wrong to make negative remarks about that watch.  You never dismiss a gift, Boo-Boo, because he didn’t have to give you anything.

Whatchu should have done was played it cool.  Accepted it.  Thanked him.  Then, tell him you wanna get it sized.  And while you’re having it “sized” (
wink, wink), you make sure it’s an authentic Rolex.

But see, Mimi stupid.  She has no game.  You never let the new guy know every thought that crosses your mind.   —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV