June 2013

When Steebie asked what inspired the tattoo upgrade, Mimi said, “I didn’t wanna have to look down at my arm and think about you every f**kin day.”
Really, Mimi? What do you think about when you see your daughter every day? —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Benzino said, “This is what I want…”
1. A woman that works
2. Has her own money
3. Her own business
4. That’s beautiful
5. That has a little bit of classiness
6. But still knows how to get a little bit street
7. That’s definitely a super-freak
Doesn’t that sound like Mimi Faust? Tellin you, Steebie, when you look at Benzino, you’re looking at your future. A fifty-year-old man. Lonely. Looking for something you already had, but was to too stupid to hold on to it. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Rasheeda, after you looked through Kirk’s phone and found nothing suspicious, then you should have started looking for that 2nd phone.
Trust. If he’s cheating, and he probably is… and phone #1 was clear… then, Kirk has a whole different phone that you know nothing about. It happens. We know guys with 2 different phones, for 2 different relationships. And they usually keep them inside their cars, underneath the driver’s side seats.
Furthermore, you have the right to know where your husband is hanging out til all hours of the morning. Ask questions. Have him followed. Girl, do whatchu gotta do. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Mimi, you was wrong to make negative remarks about that watch. You never dismiss a gift, Boo-Boo, because he didn’t have to give you anything.
Whatchu should have done was played it cool. Accepted it. Thanked him. Then, tell him you wanna get it sized. And while you’re having it “sized” (wink, wink), you make sure it’s an authentic Rolex.
But see, Mimi stupid. She has no game. You never let the new guy know every thought that crosses your mind. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Here’s my issue with the photoshoot. Mimi is dressed like a sexy French maid, but she’s carrying a cocktail tray. If anything, her prop should be a feather duster. Otherwise, the brand messaging gets confusing for the consumer.
Aside from that, WHY is Mimi taking pictures for this fashion brand? Shouldn’t she be manufacturing, and / or designing clothes? Why take pictures, before you have one stitch of clothing to sell to the boutique buyers?
Or is she planning to plaster her face on T-Shirts and the like? Mimi, no self-respecting woman wants to be associated with the chick that can’t let go of a man. —Redorkulous, WatchColorTV

Nikko, we’re gonna need you to stop walking — Un-Announced — up into Mimi’s house. In fact… First, you need to call before you come. Second, you need to learn how to knock. Finally, you don’t walk inside until Mimi opens the door, or yells from inside, “it’s open… come in.” Otherwise, you trespassing. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Since when did you get so concerned about Mimi’s happiness? If you so concerned, then how about this. Be a father to your daughter. STOP playing mind games. And STOP lying to that woman. How ‘bout that? —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

From every possible angle, Ariane was wrong to meet up with Steebie. You never meet with your girlfriend’s ex. If my girlfriend’s ex called me, I wouldn’t even answer, much less set up an appointment. Nope. I woulda told my friend, “Guess who called me?” And discussed it with them, to see how they wanted to proceed. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV

Steebie, you know Joseline was in love. And this is how you speak to her? Even if you were just her manager, and not personally involved, is this how you speak to your clients? Joseline needs to take you to court, and get released from that 6-year contract. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV