#Scandal: Why make Scott Foley a Series Regular?
After much debate, we came to ONE conclusion. To anger the fans. Because that’s all it did. What possible storyline could they have for Jake Ballard that would interest the Gladiators? For us, none.
And since when should any successful Prime-Time Series spit in the face of its viewers? How ‘bout never. With tweets, blogs, and message boards… ABC knows how the general fandom feels about Jake Ballard with Olivia, and as a character in general. We don’t like him.
So WHY buck the masses and force us to watch this fool every week? Forget Jake. Do something with Harrison. In 2 seasons, Harrison has yet to be fleshed out as a character.
Scandal: Cyrus Beene, Friend or Fiend?
Honestly, for us… he’s both. Now, speaking as Olitz Shippers, we absolutely abhor his stance on the divorce. Cyrus should let the man pursue the love of his life, and who gives a damn about the re-election.
However.
Speaking as loyal citizens of the Scandalverse, we would willingly die to keep Fitz in that office. Why? He’s a Republican, who’s Chief of Staff is openly Gay in a monogamous marriage, and Fitz has frequently declared his love for a woman of color. That doesn’t happen very often.
So we understand Cyrus’ reasoning for keeping Fitz in the White House. By any means necessary. To have a Republican POTUS who promotes people of color, Gay rights, plus Fitz genuinely cares about the welfare of the Scandalverse. Wow. That’s practically unheard of.
Therefore… and we hesitate to admit it… but if we were Cyrus… we would probably do the same thing that he’s doing. Yeah, that would suck for Olitz. But for countless minorities… they would finally have a voice on Capital Hill.
Sorry. The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the two. Olitz can wait 4 more years.
Scandal: Would Fitz cheat on Liv?
This is a conversation that we frequently have. Because you know what they say. The same way you got him, is the same way you’re gonna lose him. In other words, Fitz cheated on Mellie to pursue Liv. Which begs the question, would Fitz ever cheat on Liv to pursue someone else? Hmmm.
Of course, we risk our lives with the mere introduction of this topic. As you know, we’re Olitz Shippers, and this entire post falls into several unfavorable categories. Blasphemy. Heresy. Lunacy. The list goes on… but it’s the summer hiatus. We gotta talk about something of interest. So let’s continue…
Now, some people might say that Fitz stepping out with Liv was a one-time thing. But that’s not true. Fitz slept with Amanda Tanner, calling her “sweet baby.” So the question still stands, if Fitz married Olivia… would he cheat?
We’re gonna have to say, No. Having a bullet lodged inside your brain can cause a person to re-evaluate a few things. Appreciate life. And cherish what matters most. Therefore, we think Fitz would dedicate his entire being to Olitz. After all, he worked damn hard to to earn Olivia’s love. But that’s just our 2 cents. What do you think?
If you’re a Gladiator, and you just recently started following our little tumblr, this is for YOU. We wanted to do something to say “thank you” for your support.
We didn’t have time for a Scene-By-Scene episode analysis. So instead, against all common sense, we discussed some of the show’s most controversial topics. Enjoy.
—WatchColorTV
LHHATL, S02E09: Ratings Results
Approximately 3.20 million viewers live, with a rating of 1.8. It was the highest rated cable program for Monday Night.
Episode 1 - 2.94 million
Episode 2 - 2.86 million
Episode 3 - 3.06 million
Episode 4 - 3.06 million
Episode 5 - 2.85 million
Episode 6 - 2.46 million
Episode 7 - 2.81 million
Episode 8 - 2.96 million
Episode 9 - 3,20 million
#LHHATL,S02E09: How lame do you have to be to make Stevie J look good? Because, Nikko… that’s exactly what you did. You look like the Court Jester, while Stevie J looks like Prince Harming. -Redork, WCTV
#LHHATL, S02E09: Erica looked gorgeous. But without Scrappy, Erica has no storyline. And fighting with Shay is not storyline. Its just a fight. And we were so glad that Traci didn’t make an appearance this week. We can not stand that chick. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
LHHATL, S02E09: Really, Kirk?
Did you really think you were going to persuade Rasheeda’s own mother to take your side. Frost, you looked a fool. You ruined your brand, and we feel bad for your kid, because they will grow up, and see what you said about aborting their life. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
#LHHATL, S02E09: Never realized how much these two have in common. But Mona-Scott, please. Joseline arrived… just as K.Michelle was leaving? OK. We know it’s staged. But scenes like this just insult our intelligence. Ain’t nobody that stupid. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
BeautifullyOnyx Said: I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking she was nuts for not assuming there was a 2nd phone… or that at least dirt had been deleted.
From WatchColorTV: No, you are not, BeautifullyOnyx. And you know a Message Reply sends us an email alert, and we usually respond (unlike reblogs). Anyhoo. I was riding with a friend of mine, and his 2nd phone started ringing. I was like, “What the hell is that?” Then, like 3 months later, it happened again with a different person. SMDH. But we all know Kirk wants out of his marriage. Because if you go on TV… you could look like a Scrubbing Bubble… it don’t matter. Somebody is gonna want you. —SistaMaryFab, WCTV
#LHHATL, S02E09: Karlie, you dissed yourself
Throwing drinks. Then, hugging it out. Later, Karlie slapped K.Michelle on her azz. SMDH. Karlie Redd, from a marketing standpoint, you stupid. You shoulda fought K.Michelle. Even if you weren’t really mad at her. Fight her anyway! Go to jail. Get your mugshot on TMZ. And let Bossip.com make up some lies about the whole altercation.
Why? Girl, you gotta Diss record to sell. And fightin K.Michelle on TV. Mugshots on TMZ. In 2013, that gets you more downloads at iTunes, plus it’s free publicity. Besides, it’s not like the people who watch LHHATL would think any less of you for brawlin at the club. In fact, we expect it.
But to hug it out… On one of the highest rated cable TV shows… SMDH. Karlie, that completely deflated the sales of your Diss record. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
#LHHATL, S02E09: Benzino gets the Grown Folks Award for giving Karlie a hug, despite her causing conflict between him and Steebie, and not taking shine away from K.Michelle. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
#LHHATL, S02E09: Karlie Redd is cool with K.Michelle? And Karlie broke up with Benzino too? It’s official. Karlie, you have no reason to be on this show. You have no storyline, what so ever. Because your entire existence was beefing with K.Michelle, or sleeping with Benzino. —SistaMaryFabulous, WatchColorTV
